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| Legitimacy I guess I am just a big fan of legitimacy. The difference between an old Chinese lady pushing carts of used bottles and a full grown Black man sitting in the cornor street with his limps attached begging for money is that the former earned the legitimacy of every penny s/he deserves. So, I will never give out changes to beggers who appears in good condition. If you can fucking walk, sit and breath, you can push a cart of used bottles!! Don't give out changes to beggers thinking you are doing a good deem, in the end, you are just promoting one of the seven sins prohibited by God - Sloth. Do human kind a favor. This might explain why I never find the idea of winning millions of dollar from Lotto attractive, I mean, do I need it? Yes. Would I jump up and down in Joy? Yes. Do I feel I deserve it? No. And that's the part I can't tolerate. "So, Sendoh, how did you build up your fortune?" "Umm...by winning a lottery?" "....." Oh, and about those guys who borrow their friends' BMW to impress girls, I mean, how low can you go? Undeserving people just piss me off, anywayz, off to some light stuffs... Full House Episode 1 - Bathroom cleaning, smoking & other shit.. I already moved in to our new apartment, as I previously described: 2 handsome guys (me and C), 1 hot girl (F), 1 pussy cat and a little dog has yet to move in. When there's people, there's conflict; when there's conflict, there's solution; when people are too drunk to figure out a solution late at night, there's company email at work during the day. From: Sendoh
To: F; C
Subject: Info Hey my fellow Triad members: I will be going home tonight and coming back tomorrow evening. Take care of the Head Quarter, and make sure no stranger sleeping on my bed, unless it's a hot girl, which is very unlikely. But anyways, microwave and some other necessities were "donated' to us at Steven's good will, which some of you might have wondered what the hell it was laying in the living room this morning. (YES, I moved all the shit myself 1am in the morning) Good will it is, I still think we should stick with the hygiene standard offered by the FDA, so, please wash them in warm water before using. Whoever has time can do a little organizing as well, but we don't really need everything. First thing first, chuck the chops! (Shit is disgusting) Have a nice weekend!! Gangster - Sendoh From: F
To: Sendoh; C
Subject: Info Hi Hi I too will be going home tonight and will be back sat so u r on guard, C. As for hot girls sleeping in beds i am sure C can persuade her to sleep in his bed rather than sleeping in ours right? hahahahha As a reminder, NO SMOKING indoors, dont think jus because i am away i wont find out, because i always do~ so, you guys better watch out! i will be trying to bring my kitty back w/ me this weekend as well. Second hand smoking is bad to people as well as to animal!!!!!! When i get back i will help out and wash some of the stuff, but C you need to clean the bathroom some time this weekend since it wasnt done last weekend. after that i can do it and then Sendoh... Lets try to stick to the cleaning bathrm every weekend even though i know its a bit of a hassle but i think its prob best this way since honestly who wants to clean a really dirty bathrm. I know i dont. This way if we clean it every week it will always remain relatively clean and wont take too long to do. O btw nice job on the mailbox names Sendoh!!! (I am so proud of it myself) okies have a good weekend boys and i will ttyl F :O) From: Sendoh
To: F; C
Subject: Info But, the problem is that, we think the bathroom is like frigging spotless.....no cockroach, no pee stain, floor is walkable, mirror shows reflection......I mean, what more can we do? From: F
To: Sendoh; C
Subject: Info so then u jus volunteered urself to clean the bathrm when it gets to the state as u described below hahahaha bc i am not gonna touch it. y would u want to wait till there are cockroaches and pee stains to clean it? isnt that gross to clean? do u really want to be cleaning someone's pee stains? right now (while u can still see ur reflection) all u gotta do is spray down everything and wipe away the grim and dust and scrub the toliet and shower. will take like 30 min max. As for C, he doesn't reply to any emails that don't involve girl, drinking or partying....haa, jk. I guess guys and girls do have a different view on the definition of "Clean".... | | |
| I am still alive and kicking, screaming, laughing, punching, eating, sleeping, more eating, more sleeping...
"So, were you born in Japan?" My coworker innocently asked me as we went out to our morning coffee break. "Huh? I am not Japanese.." "Oh, I am sorry.....I just assumed...because you always asked me to go to this Japanese restaurant with you.....and you like Chien-Ming Wang..." "Dude....Chien-Ming Wang is Taiwanese..." I almost fainted. "oh....and you are?" "I am Chinese" "I am sorry, I just assumed." "It's cool, it's a fair assumption" I could have said that you are an ignorant prick, but hey, I am pacifist. Before some of you gettin all heated up to defend the seemingly unjust racial comments, I asked how many of you can tell a German from French, from Italian, from American, from English, from Irish, from Jewish, from Greeks, from Canadian.....to us, they are all white. Are we Asian always the victim? I once said the following to my real estate broker: "Are you and your boss related?" "Why?" "Because you guys speak in the same accent." "Well, she's Russian and I am French." "Oh......" There, arrest me for violation of American Civil Right. Admit it, Race is like the cloth you wear, the suitcase you carry, the book you read or the favorite food you eat, it's something that would make you different from the person next to you. It was there, and it is there, and it will always be there. To be "politically correct" is not the solution, simply following the correct wording in expressing yourself is just plain dumb to me. It is not a crime to label someone by their race, the only true crime about race is committed by people who use "race" as a stepping stone, a ladder, an excuse for their own advancement and welfare. Something like......umm......Al Sharpon? His distortion, abuse and misintepretation of American Civil right deserves a whole new crime named after him, maybe i suggest something like...."Obstruction of Functional World Species Enticed by Single-minded LowSelfEsteemHomoRacismphobia with Traits of Self-hating Evidences." So as for my coworker, I know he's not a racist, maybe just a little igorant, a little....stupid...cuz that "chien-ming wang" comment is just purely, straighforwardly, outwardly...............dumb. Update of my awesome life * Been soooo fucking busy with my new job, it's a good fucking day to get off around 7ish, no fucking time to update my xanga, but I still read some of yours, so please make them fucking interesting to read.....oh, btw, excuse my fucking french... * Moving in to my new Apartment in Murray Hill area in Manhattan with 2 friends, a guy and a girl along with a cat and a dog in mid-June. Feel free to visit us........with food... * My grandpa is hospitalized, I spent my week in between jobs taking care of him in the hospital, even though I cancelled my vacation plan, I feel that was one of the most meaningful time of my life. I guess, it's one of those time when a little boy finally see the man in himself... * Made a stupid joke to my mom on mother's day and she responded saying: "you are almost 30, and still acting chidish!!", I was petrified. It's one of those times when a little boy finally see an freaking old man in himself...... | | |
| Randomness The humor is subtle, and only obvious to the elite brains. Grocery shopping: Once in college, I went to the 7-Eleven and bought the following items....at the same time: Dozen of roses. Three Trojan Latex. One pack of Marlboro Light. I swear I did not plan this... So, what's so funny? you ask. Well, if you can't figure it out, you are not a real man. Genius: You walked into a public restroom that can only fit one person at a time to relieve your weak bladder, and it stunk like hell. You noticed a very attractive girl is getting ready to be the next in line, obviously you have to pee (cuz you are weak!!) and obviously you don't want to take the fall for intolerable odor. What would Sendoh do? Answer: Pee on the seat. Be aware of Chinese Doctors: A is a playboy who obviously had too much fun in his life, his pecker refused to perform. A went to an American Doctor: A: "Doc, my manhood is not working." American Doc: "Let me examine you." 10 mins later.... American Doc: "I am sorry, my son, I think we need to have surgery to cut off your pecker." Stunned. A turned to a Chinese Doctor. A: "Doc, my manhood is not working, and the American Doc said that he has to chop if off." Chinese Doc: "Stupid Americans. Always Chop, Chop, Chop!!! Chop Everything!!! My son, listen, you don't need to chop it off!!!" A: "So, so...y..you meann, I don't need to have it chopped off????" Chinese Doc: "Of course not, here, take this ointment home, and apply on your pecker twice a day. After a week, it will fall off on its own." | | |
| I am good with kids....just not when im working... My mom has this habit or obsession rather, of calling me at work, and asked me to speak with one of her students.....I dunno whether she's bored, or her student is bored, or she thinks I am bored. One day, I was actually in a casual meeting with my next-cubicle neighbor going over some stuffs...then... *Ring* (anonymous caller ID) "XXXXX, this is Sendoh" "This is your mom" "Oh, Hi mom.." "Are you busy?""Um..actually..........." "Hold on, someone wanna talk with you...." "Wait, mom....." Then I heard in the background of my mom tellin her student to talk to this "big brother"... "HelloooOOoooo...MOM...mom.................MOMMMM!!!" well, it's useless, she already gave the phone to her lovely lovely student.... "Hi..." A childish, sheepish and cutish (like cute, u know?) voice transmitted to my ear. "Umm...Hi, how are you?" Sigh....there's no turning back..... "Hi...." "Hi?" *Giggle* "Umm..........How are you?" I intended to make some friendly & quick conversation with this kid, rather than just hanging up abruptly, I mean, I don't wanna cause some mental scar on this kid's life... "Good.....and you?" aww...so cute. "I am fine..., what's your name?" "Mary..." "Nice to meet you Mary, are you being a good girl today?" "Yes......" "Good....you should ask Ms.J (my mom) to give u some candy..." I started to speak in this childish, sheepish & cutish voice. I glimpsed at my coworker, and he's looking at me all weird. Dude, what do you want me to do? *Giggle* "Ok, Mary, Can I speak to Ms.J please?" Ok, my job is done. "Do you like baseketball?" "Um...yeah, I like baseketball......is Ms.J there?" "I love baseketball...." "Yeah, good for you....but..." "How about baseball?" "Umm.....it's ok too, and I love football too...." I just wanted to make a point..... "I don't like football......" "I see.....it's ok, is Ms.J around?" "But I love ice skating....." "Good for you, ..........................but CAN YOU PLEASE PUT MS.J ON THE PHONE???" *silence* There, I just left an irreversible emotional scar on this kid's innocent childhood....& I felt bad.... Finally, my mom got on the phone.... "Mom, I was actually busy..." "Stop working so hard and selling your life as a slave for those evil capitalist company!!!" 
"Um...yes, mom..." She has a point. | | |
| So that is that... Dear Big Boss aka. Department Head, It is with great regret and anticipation that I submit this resignation letter effective April 11, 2007. It was truly a great pleasure working under you, Mr. Boss #2 and Ms. Boss #3 during my 2+ years at XXXXX. I enjoy working with you and learn a lot throughout the process. I am also very glad that my expertise and skills have helped XXXXX throughout this 2 years period. I would say this has really been a mutually beneficial experience. Unfortunately, I feel it’s time for me to move on to the next step in my career. I will accept an offer from XXXXX at their dog-eat-dog Department. I would do my best to help in this transition and make sure everything would run smoothly going forward. Again, it’s been a great pleasure working with you. Wish you all the best, Sincerely yours,
Sendoh I think I would possibly shed a tear....inside. Many things have happened since my 2007 started, some good & some bad, some worth remembering & some I rather forget.........but I guess, life goes on. | | |
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